QWAK,I just got an automated security call!
 

QWAK,I just got an AUTOMATED recorded call OFFERING me a FREE $800.00 SECURITY SYSTEM:yes: -- IF they will just let THEM place a SIGN in my front yard!:yes::confused_m:

It said press #9 if intristed and I did -- I told them -- "GO the F**K AWAY -- I GOT a SHOT GUN!!":yes::36_1_25::111::4_1_72::signs14::shine:

Aint NOTHING FREE but FREE WILL and if you make bad choices it ALWAYS COSTS you -- there are always CONCIQUNECES of MAKING CHOICES -- some bad some good but NOTHING worth having comes FREE!:452::shine:

Even the stuff you think of as FREE costs somthing some how some way!:yes::shine:

You can't FOOL ME:36_1_25: -- I'm a DUCK!:wink::15_1_70v:

:111::4_1_72::111::4_1_72::wavey:

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I have heard reports that if you do get a security system, dont post a sign outside. Once they know what system you have, they can hack it by getting information from the internet. A gun does quite nicely.

When I had TV, I would watch this show called, It Takes a Thief. It was amazing how they broke into homes even with security systems.

Good post Duck.

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I get inundated with all kinds of "free" offers. They cannot believe it when I say I don't want a "free" credit report or a "free" vacation.

"But it's FREEEEEEEE sir, why don't you want it"

Because it's not free. After X days or months, it becomes a permanent monthly charge on my card. Or, because I don't want to listen to some sleazy salesman browbeating me for 3 days about buying a stinky timeshare that 50 other families have trashed.

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QWAK,I don't want no STUPID SIGN!:452:

That is an ADVERTISMENT that there is somthing HERE worth STEELING!:yes::confused_m:

I got my BEER CAN SIDING which is not visable from the road and if any DO come up the drive THAT is my SIGN that says "POVERTY -- GO AWAY -- nothing worth STEELING HERE!" :thinkey::yes::shine:

I figure that when TSHTF it is best to be REAL HARD to FIND!:wink::yes::shine:

When I went to WAR my Mom gave me some GOOD advice!:yes:

Shen said "Son KEEP your ASS down and COVERD as best you CAN!" :yes::111::4_1_72:

I DID and I DO :yes:-- that is WHY the DUCK is still HERE talking to YOU!:yes::111::4_1_72::shine:

And expect yo be in the FUTURE TOO!:wink:

the DUCK :15_1_70v:

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I would love to see a pic of your beer can siding.

The ultimate in recycling.:ok:

Al Gore would be so proud of you.:sarc:

Seriously I would like to see how you do that.

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QWAK,elroy,I posted pictures they are in the arcives some ware -- I replaced my computer and lost a bunch of stuff but will describe how to make FREE ALUMINUM SIDING that looks like BRICK when painted and wares like IRON -- mine has been up 25 years in wind and rain and killer ice storms and never lost a can!:452: I have a shed I covered in cans -- the termites ate the wood but the cans are still FINE! :yes::4_1_72:

You take a sharp point exacto knife and around the top and bottom on the side poke little holes. Along the side you will see a line ware the two sides of the printing come together SCORE a line with the exacto knife 3 or 4 times -- then conect the DOTS or HOLES you made and remove the top and bottom,flex the tube and it will break on the scored line. You now have a flat rectangle about the sise of a brick.

The tops and bottoms you sell for SCRAP and with the $$ you buy an electric staple gun and staples. Put them up overlaping like shingles! :thinkey::hahaha::yes::shine:

If you paint them then from 10 feet away they look like BRICK that has been painted!

I don't paint all of mine -- for the stated reason and as a demonstration to others who I try to help! :shine:

You can put them over ply wood or cheep tar covered insolboard -- be CREATIVE! :wink::shine:

the DUCK :15_1_70v:

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Hey Duck,

Next time ask them how much for just the sign.

Actually, a better sign to keep people away would be a
Hazmat biohazard placard With the words quarrantine,
infectious disease, and drug resistant tuberculosis featured
prominently. Such a sign might also reduce the number of
door to door sales monsters.

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QWAK,Argentsum,Been out here in the boonies since 88 about the ONLY "DOOR to DOOR" sales monsters I ever get are "JAHOVA WITNICES":yes: and after talking with them I may have converted a FIEW or at least got them actualy THINKING about "ALL is ONE" -- several did seem to be talking to them selves -- could of been they were TALKING in TOUNGS but they were too far away for me to hear!:yes::111::4_1_72::signs14::shine:

I did get an aluminum siding guy once and let him do his whole sales pitch -- then told HIM the story of "the SWARD of DAMACLEAS" he looked like I was CRAZY :confused_ma::wink:

I told him to -- LOOK UP!

I had a SWARD made from the leaf spring of my truck,RAZOR SHARP suspended by a powerfull MAGNET -- right over his HEAD!:yes::favorites21:

He kicked his chare over backwords and was off the porch and in his CADALACK going down my drive way SOooooooo FAST I he almost :yes::111::4_1_72::shine: left RUBBER on the GRAVEL!!

I got a FREE roll of Renolds aluminum foil TOO -- I kept it and STILL got IT! :yes::4_1_72::shine:

the DUCK :10_1_19::15_1_70v:

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I put these up on my land - it's an island with a dock at one side and a jetty at the other end. Signs everywhere saying "WARNING - TRAPPING IN PROGRESS" with a stick man who's stepped in a bear trap.
And old oil drums half filled with concrete, half rusted, planted in the lake with half the Biohazard symbol visible, small sign poking out, nice and rusty, saying - "Do not land - radiation hazard".
Keeps the assholes away. Most of the time.

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QWAK,Jimfrancisco, This is for you!:wink::23_1_22:

http://www.trailjournals.com/images/...miley-face.jpg

It may keep the RIF RAFT away but could draw attention from GOVERNMENT you would want even LESS!:36_1_30:

Best to be as INVISABLE as posable I think.:thinkey::yes:

I know ware I can get some military "MINE FIELD" signs cheep and have debated sending for them but so far have not.

IF it gets down to IT I could build CLAMORS and do what has to be done:yes: but HOPE it will not come to that.:shine:

the DUCK :15_1_70v:

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The government know about the island fine - they used to own it! It's inquisitive visitors I'm putting off, seems to work except Mink can't read signs - currently trapping 1 or 2 every day I am there. Wouldn't kill them, but they shit everywhere in the house, pull mattresses apart to make their nests, etc...

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My buddy was constantly getting inundated with Jehova Witnesses. One morning he saw them walking up his driveway. He stripped down to his birthday suit and answered the door with a jar of vaseline in his hand while "massaging" himself. Well, they took one look at him, and decided that house was beyond "saving"...hasn't seen 'em since. :36_3_12:

Re: QWAK,I just got an automated security call!
 

if it uses your time, it's not free. they should pay us for listening.

i'll listen to a 10 minute sales presentation for a silver 50 cent piece. i mean get paid in silver to listen
to shpiel. ADVERTISERS ARE YOU LISTENING ?

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:111:

My old man grew up going to Catholic school so he knew the Bible inside/out. Not that he liked the Catholic Church but that's another story. But when various religious people would knock on the door nine times out of ten he would have the low level door-knockers willing to convert to his church - what ever it was. One time the supervisor of the group (guy driving the drop-off van) had to come knocking on the door after knocking on several neighbors' doors. The old man was telling the group about stuff in the Bible and other old stories for about three hours. The group never came back.